Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Cat FAQs

Q: Why are cats flexible?

A: So they can sleep like this...

...and so that later, when they're playing in a paper shopping bag and get their head through one of the handles and start running like a maniac around the house thinking a loud crinkly blue monster is chasing them, they won't kill themselves when they finally run between the piano bench legs and detach themselves from the bag while keeping the handle around their neck like a piece of gangsta jewelry.

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